Thought of the Day, 5/1/09

Don’t try to kid yourself. If you’ve ever eaten in a restaurant more than 20 times chances are pretty good you’ve ingested some semen, spit, dandruff, shit, bugs, blood, pus, and/or scabs. People who work in kitchens are human and occasionally have really bad days that cause them to be a bit short-sighted. It’s much like when you get pissed and throw your phone or hit someone or call someone a terrible name and kick them in the baby goblins or kill that hooker because the laughed at your tiny penis. You realize shortly that you acted rashly, but by then it is too late.. the lady at table 4 got the bloody semen in her pasta.
Once you digest that (HA!) we’ll move onto catsup factories and the inevitabilities of rats falling into vats undetected.