30.4.09

Thought of the Day

There have been more than a handful of bands doing benefit albums a la “We Are the World” for train wrecks such as Sudan and Uganda and such. This is fine and good. I am just wondering when the rock-a-billy kids are going to get their shit together and start doing benefits for the auto industry.

2 comments:

Amir said...

Someone should organize a benefit concert for Pinky's diseased cock. Kenny Loggins?

Pinky Royale said...

Fret not, Amiralanche. Brandon Flowers and Robbie Robertson are teaming up to compile it. So far a lot of your favorite bands are on board: Dinosaur Jr, Bardo Pond, Shellac, and Andrew Broder solo (and you say you loathe these things called “Hipsters.” Bitch, ALL your favorite bands are so-called “Hipster” bands. You’re just butt-hurt over the fact that you’re too old to hang out with what you once were. There’s a heavy parallel ‘twixt the exclusionary practices of what you call “Hipsters” and the film Logan’s Run. Once you hit thirty, you’re out. Sell your vinyl and corduroy.)
We’re working on having a limited edition release of 200 or so that come with a vial of the green drippings from the tip of my anatomical curse. I can put on aside for you if you are interested.