22.9.08

The line to my pants forms to the left

This is how Royale does a personals ad. Women and men of all shapes, sizes, colors, and creeds shall be lining up outside my door any minute now.
Mennonites need not apply.

http://portlandmercury.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?viewAd=out_of_context

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i dont even know what to say about that. i hope you dont get any responses lol

Anonymous said...

i snorked when i read "dust mites"

fred said...

Thanks for the compliment, man--nice blog!

fred said...

PS-Urban Exploring fucking rules.

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