Idiotic Journal Entry, #35.4

This morning I woke up at about 4 AM and felt a wet, lumpy mess under the covers.
I thought, "Wha?! Dammit! I shit the bed?! Fuck!"
That's not a good way to wake up--at any age, at any time, in any country.
After turning on the light, I was relieved to find that I had just rolled over on and crushed the kitten I was kitten-sitting for my friend L-.
Whew. Thank God I didn't shit the bed... again.