Oh, what?! Come on!!! Jesus!

So I just read that Jackie Chan has signed on to play Mr. Miyagi in the remake of The Karate Kid.
Ridiculous! WHY REMAKE IT?! WHY REMAKE ANYTHING?! CAN'T ANYONE IN HOLLYWOOD WRITE A GODDAMNED SCRIPT?!
I've had it up to my tits with these remakes. They are obvious cash-ins and they work for some damned reason, which just keeps encouraging the studios to keep taking either good or shitty movies and remaking them with a soundtrack that is 5,000 times more obvious and asinine. Please, people, STOP going to see these things. Then they'll stop making them?
Oh, and Footloose is being remade as a musical.
Who wants to take a roadtrip to Hollywood with a bunch of duct tape, some knockout pills and a pair of pliers? I think we can do it in a Zipcar.