The Matador, NW Burnside

These things are like tanks. Or upturned porcelain bathtubs. If there is ever an atomic blast and I am in the vicinity of the Matador I am jumping into one of these beasts. I also like how the flushing mechanism works on both of them at once.

Laurelhurst Theater, Men's Room

Stumptown Coffee, SW 3rd

Don't remember where, but it's still a valid question

"What in God's name went awry betwixt "White Rabbit" and "We Built this City"?

Tony's Tavern, Men's Room

"Be wary of self-replicating sentences."

Merry Effin' Christmas!!!

Jujo and I wish you all a Merry Effin' Christmas.
Our plan is to either each drink a 40 of PBR or leave them for Santa, hoping that he gets shithoused so Jujo can bite him in the baby goblins and whilst he writhes in pain, I steal all the bacon products from his bag.
Either way, here's to you and yours. We love you all!

Snow Days

What does one do on snow days? Hell if I know. This is as good an answer as any.
Please Portland, bring back the rain! This snow gear makes me look fat!





[photos by Windy]

Jujo!

I am dogsitting Jujo for the week.
He likes his PBR. He is a Portland Puppy, tried and true.
Hopefully I can get him to share. But as you can see, from the Eastwoodesque squint, he is going to be a hard nut to crack. A heart of ice, this dog has.

Moloko Plus

"Bring back the interrobang!"

No comment...

And the Blue Moon sucks
(photos by Windy... blame her)

FROZEN BIKE!

So, since Sunday got too deep to bike in I locked Ye Ol' Steed to the fence. She is now frozen into about 4 inches of ice and a few more of snow. I can't move her at all. Tomorrow I may try to dump some warm water gently onto the surrounding area to bust the damned thing loose. I hope it doesn't end up popping my tire or bending my rims.
We'll see.
And yeah, that's not frost you see on the bike... it is about a quarter of an inch of ice.
Sheesh.

Berbatti's Pan